ANOREXIA
[ ] you have dry skin
[ ] you eat 1 meal
[ ] you're very weak
[ ] you hate yourself
[ ] you starve yourself
[ ] you have low self esteem
[ ] you use laxatives
[x] you need to be more skinny
[ ] people always say you're skinny
[ ] people think you are too skinny
Total: 1

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[ ] your mind is all over the place
[ ] you are hyper most of the time
[ ] you barely pay attention to anything
[ ] you can't cooperate well
[ ] you talk all the time
[ ] you need attention 24/7
Total: 0

BIPOLAR DISORDER
[ ] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[ ] you are very irritable
[ ] you are anti social
[ ] you have very high self esteem sometimes
[ ] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex
[ ] you have thought of/attempted suicide
Total: 0

BULIMIA NERVOSA
[ ] you throw up all of your food.
[ ] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[ ] you have no control over how you eat.
[ ] you use laxatives.
[ ] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out. (P.E class xD)
[ ] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[ ] people think you're way too skinny
Total: 0 (hat trick! )

CONDUCT DISORDER
[ ] you are a bully.
[ ] you threaten other people.
[ ] you often find yourself in fights.
[ ] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[ ] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[ ] you have raped/molested someone.
[ ] you destroy property on purpose
[ ] you always lie.
[ ] you stay out all night.
[ ] you have run away from home.
Total: 0

DEPRESSION
[ ] You are always sad
[ ] You find no hope in your future
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] you always find yourself in bed/around the house all day
[ ] You have low self esteem.
[ ] everything bad happens is always your fault.
[ ] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[x] You are failing school (sorta, only one class)
[ ] You have thought of/attempted suicide
[ ] you have run away from home
[ ] Hope is no longer there for you
Total: 3

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[x] You have daily rituals
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[x] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[ ] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[ ] you have harmed yourself.
[ ] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[x] you have to check some stuff over again
Total: 4

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[ ] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[ ] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[x] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] You have not had a lot of sleep lately (well, that kinda usual with me, mild form of insomnia you see.)
[ ] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[ ] you can have angry outbursts.
[ ] You act younger than your age. (total opposite)
Total: 4

SCHIZOPHRENIA
[ ] you often have hallucinations
[ ] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[ ] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[ ] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[ ] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[ ] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] you are very shy. (Jeez, im shy round new people, then after a week or so, it gets better))
[x] you often talk to yourself. (LALALALALA I CANT HEAR YOU )
Total: 3

Well there you have it.

*goes off and finds more of these*